| My face with water and brushed my teeth, hoping to scour away any scent of the wine coolers. I looked about as bad as I felt. The heavy makeup from last night was still on my face. I grabbed a wash cloth and turned the water warm and spent about a full five minutes returning my face to an unpainted, albeit redder from scrubbing version of myself. I sat down to pee and there she was at the bathroom door. "God mom, I said I was coming!" I screamed at her. "Would you care to explain what happened here last night?" My mom barked at me. Damn, I'm busted. What does she ... |